• juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
  • im so fucking sorry

    im so fucking sorry

    elasticitymudflap:

    nyehs:

    realjunko:

    i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

    [TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

    WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

    littlemouseymonster:


flammi-flames:

chilipepperconverse:

piteousdeliquium:

auttyauttyoxenfree:

:)

oooooooooooooooh shit, you tell em

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    beccamakalapua:

    punkasslouis:

    punkasslouis:

    I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

    update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

    don’t you have clothes in your closet

    Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

    fatnajl:

    linguisticsyall:

    Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

    French: About time you learned French. 

    Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

    Dutch: but why would you do this

    why would you do this

    221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 


I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:



Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles


just reblogging this again
oh my god

you were missing some space-ness


somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?

    illkim:

    when u cum and someone’s about to walk in

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    legalmexican:

💀💀💀💀

    nothomo:

    when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

    image

    lame-waves:

    i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??